Brisbane Events Listings

A New Beginning - Brisbane Philharmonic Orchestra

The Brisbane Philharmonic Orchestra is Brisbane's leading community orchestra. It is also Brisbane's biggest, and the only Queensland community orchestra to have been recognised at the National Orchestral Awards. At the Old Museum Building on Gregory Terrace, Conductor Warwick Potter and Bassoon Sarah Wagner will delight you with Copland Appalachian Spring, Weber Bassoon Concerto and Dvorak Symphony No.7.

BDO Brisbane Coot-tha Challenge

Take up Bicycle Queensland's cycle challenge, a timed 2.3 kilometre, nine per cent climb up Mt Coot-tha, with the BDO Brisbane Coot-tha Challenge. Join with thousands of other cyclists from all over Australia and challenge yourself with this unique ride that is guaranteed to test your fitness! Whether aiming for your best time for the climb or simply the satisfaction of finishing the ride this is the event for you. The 80 kilometre ride will first take you past city skyscrapers before you begin climbing Brisbane's iconic Mt Coot-tha, where forests make way for spectacular city views. With regular food and drink stops along the way, the ride continues past the scenic Brisbane River to the finish line at South Bank Parklands.

Betrayal by Harold Pinter

Lifelong friends Jerry and Robert are rivals in the publishing world, but also rivals for the love of Robert's wife Emma. Jerry and Emma believe they have created the perfect, private romance that no one will discover, until they begin to learn how hard it is to keep a secret. But is it their friends and lovers they are betraying, or themselves? Nobel prize-winner Harold Pinter peels back the layers of an unfolding love affair, in reverse chronological order, as we eventually discover the idyllic source of this doomed love triangle.

Bike Week

Bike Week is a nine-day festival of cycling with events for cyclists of all ages and abilities and is organised by Bicycle Queensland. There will be events including a Bicycle Maintenance Workshop, a ride for parents and their kids and a Women's ride and seminar. Other events scheduled during the week include a Sustainable Transport seminar, Cyclocross event, BMX event, a film night and road racing. Bike Week culminates on Sunday, 21 March with the Great Brisbane Bike Ride and the BDO Brisbane Coot-tha Challenge.The GBBR includes 30 and 45km options as well as 12km Goldcross Family Fun Ride with the BDO Brisbane Coot-tha Challenge a 80km ride that includes a timed 2.3km climb up Mt Coot-tha. For the first time, the routes for signature Bike Week events, the Great Brisbane Bike Ride and BDO Brisbane Coot-tha Challenge, will incorporate the brand new CLEM7 tunnel, allowing cyclists the opportunity to experience the city’s newest bypass. For further information please visit our website.

Bloom Wildflowers of Greater Brisbane

Bloom Wildflowers is a stunning exhibition of close-up images of the wildflowers of Greater Brisbane from the museum's extensive collection of photography. Drawn from images published in Queensland Museum's best-selling Wild Plants of Greater Brisbane this exhibition showcases a collection of exquisite and captivating native plants in the region. Discover what's in bloom in your own back yard.

Boutique Markets

Since commencing at Portside Wharf in June 2009, the Boutique Markets have become a regular staple for market lovers and locals alike. Proudly supporting local independent design, the Boutique Markets hosts the work of more than 50 retailers including artists, designers, stylists and craft practioners, offering savvy shoppers unique access to limited edition products. The Boutique Markets, are filled with treasures galore and interesting and different gift ideas to be found from high-end art, stationery, handmade products, children's clothing and toys, and even fashion for pets. Since its inception in 2007, The Boutique Markets have grown in profile and size to become a reputable hub of creative talent and a reflection of south-east Queensland's thriving art and design community.

Brisbane Broncos Versus North Queensland Cowboys

Be at Suncorp Stadium on the 12th March 2010 for Round 1 of the 2010 NRL Season to see the Broncos take on the North Queensland Cowboys. Enjoy watching all the WOW Brisbane Broncos action and excitement live at a world class stadium! Junior tickets are available, so why not bring the whole family along! On game day public transport is free with your game ticket.

Brisbane Camera Fair

Photographic fair where old and modern camera and photographic equipment is sold. Anything to do with photography, from old films to books and magazines and darkroom equipment, even some digital cameras and equipment are often for sale. Their fair caters for almost every field of photography, film, digital, studio and darkroom, and even movie cameras. From the beginner, to those wanting to sell surplus items, to those wanting to trade up to more modern equipment, or just clear out the studio attic, or digital photographers who want to try going 'retro' to return to the nostalgic days of film again.

Brisbane Comedy Festival

It's back! It's bigger! And it's even bloody better! After the inaugural season proved Brisbane was gagging for its own festival, the Brisbane Comedy Festival will take over Brisbane Powerhouse again, bringing you more crazy international and Australian talent than your laughing gear will know what to do with. They have even more artists on board this year and they're packing them into every single space they can find, not just the theatres. There'll be comedians coming out of their ears - you'll be roaring with laughter in the Rooftop Terrace, tickled pink on the Turbine Platform, indeed you'll be cacking yourself in every corner. So grab your diaries, block out a whole four weeks and wrap you’re laughing gear around the Brisbane Comedy Festival. You'll need a holiday after this!

Brisbane Festival

Brisbane will be in full festive swing for the city’s signature annual event, Brisbane Festival. Brisbane Festival will intrigue, delight and inspire with its programme of theatre, dance, music, conversation and visual arts bursting across the city and suburbs for three exciting weeks. The opening extravaganza on Saturday 4 September will unite hundreds of thousands of people in celebration with music, visual spectacle and dancing in Brisbane’s city centre and reverberating out to suburban streets, parks and backyards.

Brisbane Fine Wine Festival

The Brisbane Fine Wine Festival will have over 100 different wine labels from all over Australia including several from Chile, South Africa, New Zealand, Italy and France. See more than 50 Winemakers to talk with while enjoying tasting their wine. 16 Wine and Food Matching classes partnered by Top S.E. Queensland Restaurants. Wine Festival Dinner including Presentation of Trophies on Thursday 25 June. Coffees, cheeses and boutique foods. Wine accessories, glassware and wine fridges. Boutique and difficult to find wine at very attractive prices. Complementary Bormioli Rocco Wine Glass. Avoid the queue and book tickets today through Ticketmaster.

Brisbane French Festival

Brisbane French Festival - Brisbane's official Bastille Day celebrations sponsored by Bouygues. You are invited to celebrate all things French at the Brisbane French Festival. Enter the alfresco French marketplace next to the Brisbane River to experience the best of French culture in Brisbane, including gastronomy, language, history, education, businesses, services, games the arts and sport. Enjoy a full program of entertainment, including activities for the whole family, as the sun sets take to the Bal Populaire dance floor. Discover France, french people, their culture and join in the celebrations.

Brisbane Queer Film Festival: El Nino Pez (The Fish Child)

Argentine filmmaker Lucía Puenzo won critical acclaim for XXY. She now returns with this unique lesbian romance that's also a Chabrol-esque mystery thriller and a scathing examination of class differences in the South American nation. Lala, the privileged daughter of a powerful judge, wants to run off with her Paraguayan lover La Guayi, a maid who works for her family. As the two prepare for their imminent escape from Buenos Aires to Paraguay - to live in a dream house that Lala has already sketched out on paper - Lala's cruel father is murdered and La Guayi is blamed. With the help of the shady Pulido, will Lala make the ultimate sacrifice for true love? And can the mythical, titular water-child protect these amour fou lesbians?

Brisbane Queer Film Festival:And Then Came Lola

In a fast-paced race against time, Lola has three chances to dash across the city to her partner's rescue. No, this isn't Run Lola Run but a sexy and hilarious lesbian homage to that classic rush of a film. This time Lola is a talented but distracted San Francisco photographer who has to deliver some prints in a hurry to her gal Casey way across town. It may not be a matter of life and death, but when every passing minute is one minute closer to Lola losing her girlfriend to an alluring seductress; Lola has every reason to risk life and limb to get there in time. Thrust on a relationship crash course, Lola grows ever more determined to deliver, and claim her girlfriend from the potential rival. But will Lola make it?

Brisbane Queer Film Festival:Big Gay Musical

Aspiring actors Paul and Eddie are beginning to see their dreams come true as they find themselves the stars of the popular off-Broadway musical comedy, "Adam and Steve Just the Way God made 'Em." While dealing with their sudden professional notoriety, the two find their personal lives in disarray, mirroring the lives of their onstage characters. The Big Gay Musical is a smart and sexy satire filled with lots of eye candy and catchy tunes.

Brisbane Queer Film Festival:Drool

Both politically incorrect and empowering, transgressive and hilarious, this zany comedy follows an unconventional family road trip. When Imogene, a beautiful and vibrant cosmetics saleswoman, moves next door to harried mum and abused housewife Anora (Laura Harring), they begin a relationship that quickly moves beyond friendship. Yet before they can consummate their newfound love they are discovered by Anora's husband Cheb and, in the chaos that follows, Anora accidentally kills him as she attempts to escape. With nowhere to run but nothing to lose, Imogene and Anora stuff Cheb's corpse in the trunk, pile the kids in the backseat, and leave their small Kansas town on a most eccentric family vacation to put Daddy to rest once and for all.

Brisbane Queer Film Festival:Little Ashes

Little Ashes brings to life the long-hidden, highly controversial relationship between the young Salvador Dali and the doomed poet Federico Garcia Lorca. Set across a timeframe that spans the roots of fascism to the beginning of General Franco's dictatorship, you’re whisked away to Madrid in 1922, a city wavering on the edge of change. Salvador Dalí (Robert Pattinson) arrives at university, determined to become a great artist. His bizarre blend of shyness and rampant exhibitionism attracts the attention of two of the university's social elite, Federico García Lorca and Luis Buñuel. Salvador is absorbed into their decadent group and he, Luis and Federico become a formidable trio, the most ultra-modern group in Madrid. Yet, as they strive to achieve recognition, their interests pull them away from one another.

Brisbane Queer Film Festival:Prodigal Sons

A unique story that confronts issues of sibling rivalry, nature versus nurture, and self-reinvention, Prodigal Sons shows that transformation can happen when you least expect it. Marc feels cheated by life. Adopted as an infant, he was held back in preschool, didn't graduate from high school, and suffered a head injury at age 21. In contrast, his sister Kim's life always seemed easy: high school class president, valedictorian, voted most likely to succeed - not to mention captain of the football team. Maybe it wasn't so easy: Kim also used to be Marc's younger brother. They are orbited by a colourful, articulate cast, including prison chaplains, rugged farmers, and intrigued classmates. Carol, the resilient mother who accepts her children's surprises with grace and optimism, provides a strong backbone for the family.

Brisbane Queer Film Festival:Shank

This gritty, coming-of-age drama follows Cal, a troubled British teen wrapped up in a violent gang. Cal is attracted to his best mate but must keep his sexuality hidden from his fellow gang members or be shunned (or worse) for it. What starts off with shame-filled, drug-fuelled Internet hook-ups with strangers, turns into much more when he meets Olivier, a new gay student in town. When Cal's gang gay-bashes Olivier, Cal is forced to save him and deal with the consequences. Cal follows Olivier home and into his bed, where they start a passionate love affair that will prove explosive if his gang family finds out, but also provides an escape from his demeaning and depraved existence. This brilliant debut from 21 year-old director Simon Pearce is compelling, completely unique, and full of energy.

Brisbane Tinnie Tackle and 4X4 Show

No event encapsulates the idyllic Queensland lifestyle more than the Brisbane Tinnie and Tackle Show. It's about the water, it's about boating, it's about the outdoors but most importantly it's about the fishing. When you co-locate an event like this with the National 4X4 Show, you create the largest event of it's kind in Queensland and Australia. In 2010 the Brisbane Tinnie and Tackle Show returns to Brisbane's RNA Showgrounds.

Brisbane to Gladstone Yacht Race

This is an opportunity to see some of Australia's top offshore racing yachts start Queensland's premier offshore passage race, the 62nd Brisbane to Gladstone Yacht Race. Peter Harburg's RP 66 "Black Jack" skippered by Mark Bradford will be chasing Grant Wharington's yacht, Skandia's record of 20 hours 24 minutes 50 seconds. Given the right wind angle and pressure, Bruce Absolon's Volvo 60, "Spirit of the Maid" will put a lot of pressure on the "Black Jack" crew and keep them on their toes.

Bulmers Best of Edinburgh Festival

Bulmers Best of Edinburgh Festival is an unbeatable night of world-class comedy featuring the hottest new talents to have appeared at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. This iconic show continues to be a highlight of Adelaide Fringe Festival and Melbourne International Comedy Festival every year. Starring the winner of the best international show at the New Zealand Comedy Festival, Carey Marx (UK), Geordie superstar Jason Cook and the Welsh hot new star, Elis James. This has been one of the favourite shows of Melbourne Comedy International Festival for 15 years and introduced many new talents to Australia, such as Ross Noble, Arj Barker, Stephen Amos, Dylan Moran and more. See the stars of tomorrow today.

Bundaberg Rum Rugby Series - Qantas Wallabies versus Ireland

The heroes that led Ireland to its first Grand Slam title in 61 years will be heading to Brisbane next June for a one-off Test with the Qantas Wallabies. Ireland clinched the 2009 Six Nations Championship and its first unbeaten run in the best-of-Europe tournament since 1948 when downing England, France, Scotland, Italy and finally Wales in a campaign that won the team new-found popularity. The Ireland Test at Suncorp Stadium will form part of the 2010 Bundaberg Rum Rugby Series inbound program.

Bundaberg Rum Tri Nations: Qantas Wallabies versus Springboks

Brisbane will host the only Test between the Qantas Wallabies and Springboks in Australia this year, as part of the Bundaberg Rum Tri Nations. The Qantas Wallabies will need to be focused and determined when they take on the World Champion South Africans at Suncorp Stadium. Come along and support them.

Caxton Street Seafood and Wine Festival

Every city in the world has distinct pockets of colour, culture and character. London has Covent Garden, Paris has Montmartre, New York has Time Square and out of Brisbane’s many precincts - one stands out from the crowd - Caxton Street - and Caxton Street will be transformed into Queensland’s biggest street party! 16 years ago, the Caxton Street Festival had humble beginnings with a few little jazz bands and a couple of food tents. Fast forward to 2010 an estimated 12,000 people will be sampling a taste of life in one of Australia’s most historical precincts and treating their palettes to delicious seafood, fine wines and sharing a day under the Autumn sun while enjoying the diverse array of musical talent that is sure to keep every festival goer happy – this is how to live it up!

Channel 7 Brisbane Racing Carnival

The Channel 7 Brisbane Racing Carnival showcases the cream of Australia's & New Zealand's racing champions. This carnival has become an iconic event on Brisbane's social calendar not only due to the premium horse racing on track but as a result of the equally enticing marquees and hospitality events, Fashions on the Field competitions and fashion parades, live music and entertainment and the chance to see Australia's "stars" of the turf. Commencing with XXXX Gold Doomben Cup Day on Saturday 22 May, the Channel 7 Brisbane Racing Carnival runs for three weeks culminating in Queensland's "grand final" horse racing event - the AAMI Stradbroke on Saturday 12 June.

Claudia O'Doherty: Monsters of the Deep 3D

Claudia O'Doherty is the last surviving member of a small colony that lived in a deep-sea habitat called Aquaplex. She is going to tell you about that through the powerful medium of cultural presentation. In addition to colossal squid, the salinity of the Pacific Ocean and the effects of long-term deep-sea living on humans, Monster of the Deep 3D will cover gang warfare and witchcraft. Claudia is a member of the exhilaratingly silly and critically acclaimed theatrical sketch group, Pig Island, who won The Golden Gibbo Award for Best Independent Production at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in 2007. Monster of the Deep 3D is Claudia's first solo comedy show but as a solo performer, Claudia O'Doherty has performed at the Imperial Panda Festival in Sydney and the Last Tuesday Society in Melbourne. Claudia O'Doherty: Monsters of the Deep 3D was Winner of Best Comedy, Melbourne Fringe Festival, 2009.

David O'Doherty: David O'Doh-Party

David O'Doherty: David O'Doh-Party can be described as uplifting, hilarious, surprising, profound! And really, really stupid! At the very least, it will be some of these things. David is very bad at describing his stand up comedy, but says this new show will be a bit like going down a flight of stairs in the dark. You think there are two steps left, but there only turns out to be one. David O'Doherty: David O'Doh-Party was winner if.com Award (formerly Perrier) for Best Comedy Show, Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2008.

Des Bishop

Comedian Des Bishop is a bona fide celebrity in his adopted home of Ireland and is now ready to embark on his first ever national stand up tour of Australia. Follow Des as he masters his acerbic observations on life in Australia - sure to uncover many parts of our own identity we don't even know ourselves. Sunday Age says that Des Bishop is "one of the finest performers at this year's festival. Fast paced and clever. A sure fire winner.".

Eleventh Annual Brisbane Queer Film Festival: Opening Night Film

Heart-warming, romantic and witty, Mr. Right follows three gay couples living in London's swinging Soho as they hanging on for dear life through the thrills and chills of their relationships. Alex, a struggling actor, has found love and security with upper-class reality television producer Harry. Art dealer William, trying to juggle the demands of his precocious nine-year-old daughter, is falling head over heels for soap actor Lawrence. Lars is a devastatingly handsome model who continually betrays his successful sugar daddy, Tom. And queen bee Louise is worried that her latest boy toy might be a little too comfortable with her gaggle of gay male friends. When the gang comes together at a hilariously disastrous dinner party, pent-up tensions force the couples out of their comfort zones and into deeper waters.

Eleventh Annual Brisbane Queer Film Festival: The Other War plus At Home: Or Love as Well

This session at the Brisbane Queer Film Festival is a Double Bill. Hamilchama Haashnia (The Other War) Drama In the middle of a war, three women fight for a normal life, but can never seem to agree on the actual meaning of normal. The Other War tells the tale of Tel-Aviv during the second Lebanon war. It's a film about Israel, militarism and denial, but mainly about love. In Hebrew with subtitles. plus A Domicilio: O Incluso Tambin El Amor (At Home: Or Love As Well) Comedy Rosa is in love with a woman for the first time. Her marriage behind her, she wants to learn how to please a woman, and knows just who to call for lessons. In Spanish with subtitles. Warning: This festival contains films that are unclassified and therefore the entire festival is rated R. Films in this festival are legally restricted to people 18 years or older.

Eleventh Annual Brisbane Queer Film Festival: Volkswagen Opening Night Party

The Eleventh Annual Brisbane Queer Film Festival Volkswagen Opening Night Party will be the biggest party of the year at the Brisbane Powerhouse, and it is set to blow more than just your socks off. Get ready to sweat as the iconic DJ Sveta pumps up the dance floor with one of her explosive sets, supported by Brisbane's own sexy DJ diva, DJ ISH. Russian-born, Sydney based Sveta is widely known around the country and overseas for her inimitable style, her unforgettable Mardi Gras sets and her diverse and eclectic range of funky, twisted, deep and dirty grooves. Having played alongside such notables as Frankie Knuckles, Digweed, Deep Dish and Fergie, Sveta is among the few underground DJs that have crossed over to a diverse audience of gay, straight, young, old, queer and fetish audiences. Your feet will well and truly ache by the end of this awesome night.

Fat Pig by Neil LaBute

When Tom meets Helen in a crowded restaurant, their chance encounter soon develops into a full on romance. Helen's beautiful, smart, and funny and just a little on the large size. But to Tom's self-obsessed work buddies, she's plain cross. As office gossip about their relationship turns increasingly malicious, Tom finds himself questioning whether his love for Helen outweighs the shallow stereotypes of his workmates.

Felicity Ward Reads from The Book of Moron

Award-winning comedian Felicity Ward presents The Book of Moron, an intimate performance of humorous stories; experienced, written and read out by the lady herself. From an awkward interaction with a handicapped Big Issue vendor, to bad poetry nights and spontaneous irritable bowel syndrome, there is no dose of personal truth that Felicity thinks should stay in her diary. So come along, sit back and relax, knowing that it didn't happen to you. You may have seen Felicity on television's The Ronnie Johns Half Hour, Spicks and Specks, Thank God You're Here or Good News Week. Felicity Ward Reads from The Book of Moron has received awards, including Winner of the Most Outstanding Newcomer, Melbourne Fringe 2009, and Nominee Most Outstanding Newcomer, MICF 2009.

Fieritalia Italian Festival

Fieritalia Italian Festival is Brisbane's largest Italian outdoor festival. New Farm Park is transformed into Little Italy with open air markets, food stalls, cafés and street entertainment. Almost 800 metres of flags in green, white and red flutter between the huge trees adding to the general merriment. Situated on the Brisbane River, the site is the perfect panorama for exhibitions, classic Italian vehicles and motorbikes displays. Mouthwatering Italian food, fragrant coffee, revitalizing gelati and energetic music make for a wonderful family day out. Try the crisp Italian wines and smooth Italian beer while you stroll through the colourful open air markets. Savour tantalizing woodfired oven pizzas, pasta, luscious sweets and sugary nougat under the 150 year old trees. A wide range of performers, children's rides and activities ensure the event sparkles with vitality and colour. Share the spirited atmosphere and richness of the Italian culture with others.

Frank Woodley: Bewilderbeest

One of Australia's favourite comedians brings a brand new hour of stand up, physical comedy and songs to Brisbane Powerhouse. Life is bewildering. Injustice. Unrequited love. Grapefruit. Since Lano and Woodley, Frank has been flat out! He has toured nationally and internationally with his smash-hit show, Possessed; created an award-winning animated short film, Chicken of God; been a guest on Spicks and Specks, Thank God You're Here and Good News Week; and even received a coveted Herald Angel Award at the Edinburgh Fringe. Whether his bendy brain is musing or his liquid limbs are flowing, an evening with Frank Woodley will send you away feeling tingly.

Gem and Jewellery Festival

Visitors will be able to see and buy rough stones, mineral specimens, fossils, cut stones, beads, lapidary machinery and books pertaining to lapidary as well as jewellery. Displays of hand manufactured silver jewellery by members of Lapidary Clubs will be on show. Faceting demonstrations will be conducted by members of the Australian Facetors Guild. Visitors will be able to fossick for their own gemstones or buy rough rocks and minerals.

Granite Belt Flavours

Its regional and its seasonal and, for the first time at the Granite Belt Flavours market, as well as sampling wine and food, you'll be able to buy a glass of your favourite Granite Belt wine. Visit the Granite Belt Wine Country this autumn at Brisbane's South Bank markets. Experience wine, food and pamper products from the Queensland wine capital and meet the people who have lovingly produced these items. Hear celebrity chef Peter Howard share the secrets of wine and food matching; stay and be entertained while you enjoy a glass of wine and food treats under the trees. Take some home to share with those you love. Join them for a little Elevated Taste.

Green Earth Festival

The Green Earth Festival is a free, family orientated, community event which aims to stimulate awareness by bringing environmental, green, health and lifestyle, cruelty-free, recycling and sustainable issues into the public eye; and encouraging people to make simple changes in their everyday lives to help our environment and the world we leave for generations to come. The festival will comprise live bands, performers and roving entertainment, food, demonstrations, speakers, children's zone, video zone, art and fashion displays, plus stalls from many companies including local not for profit organizations.

Greg Sullivan: Antisexual

Experience Greg Sullivan: Antisexual. For 20 years Greg Sullivan has been randier than a bus full of footballers, and he's sick of it. In a world where everyone seems to want some sort of aphrodisiac, Greg longs to live without being constantly interrupted by sexual thoughts. He has reproduced, he's been sterilised and now it's time to put the cue back in the rack. Join Triple M Funny Man, Greg Sullivan as he searches for a nasal delivery spray which will kill off his libido. Antisexual will explore the history of aphrodisiacs, the economics of impotence and the evolutionary forces acting on us all. Greg will explain why he knows the Buddha was fat, why humans walk upright and why Iphones are so popular. At last a show that brings together philosophy, psychology, evolutionary behaviouralism, religion and whole heap of jokes.

Grimm Tales adapted by Carol Ann Duffy Dramatised by Tim Supple

With their wonderful world of adventure, fantasy and fun the tales of the Brothers Grimm have enthralled children and adults alike for Centuries. Featuring spellbinding characters, these stories are a fabulous escape into a delightful world where anything and everything is possible. From The Golden Goose to Hansel and Gretel, these modern adaptations infuse the mischievous spirit of the Grimm's original fables with a fresh vitality and humour. Suitable for children aged seven and up.

Hamlet

David Berthold directs this contemporary and compelling reinvention of Shakespeare's finest tragedy in his first production as Artistic Director of La Boite. David's recent credits include the world premieres of Saturn's Return for the Sydney Theatre Company and six acclaimed seasons of Holding The Man, which transfers to London's West End in May. One of Australia's most riveting young actors, Toby Schmitz, stars as the Prince of Denmark in his Queensland main stage debut, leading a top-shelf ensemble cast that includes Cocoloco's Trevor Stuart and Matilda Award winners Helen Howard and Eugene Gilfedder. With electrifying designs by Greg Clarke (The White Earth) and David Walters (The White Earth, The Pineapple Queen), Hamlet guarantees an exhilarating evening of edge-of-your-seat drama.

Harley Breen: Personal Space

Harley Breen is a Fred-Flintstone-sized human living in a Bam Bam world, locked inside a three metre square bathroom. Come and see Harley Breen: Personal Space. It's not the night on the tiles he was planning - the going gets weird when you're a big man, in a tiny room, for a long time. One of Australia's hardest working and most respected stand-ups, and a fave of festivals from Melbourne to Edinburgh Harley takes a week from his work on the Aussie and UK circuits, to come home to Queensland and laugh off the claustrophobia.

Hats: An Anthology by Stephen Jones

The Queensland Art Gallery will be the exclusive Australian venue for a spectacular exhibition exploring the art of millinery. 'Hats: An Anthology by Stephen Jones' is the result of a collaboration between London's Victoria and Albert Museum and one of the world's foremost milliners, Stephen Jones. Exploring the fascinating world of millinery, the exhibition presents more than 250 hats and iconic headpieces, from the Victoria and Albert’s extensive collection and Jones's own archive. Exhibition organised by the Victoria and Albert Museum, London.

Huey Lewis And The News

Huey Lewis And The News will tour Australia for the first time in over 20 years, when they bring their 'Still Workin' For A Livin' tour. One of the biggest bands in rock pop history, Huey Lewis and The News boast over 20 million album sales, two Grammy awards and an Academy Award nomination.

Jason Byrne

Direct from a massive United Kingdom tour, Irish megastar Jason Byrne returns to Australia after a groundbreaking year. This year saw Jason become the highest selling act at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Don’t miss his first performance in Brisbane. “Byrne is consistently brilliant. This means that seeing him guarantees the following: an aching face, sore stomach muscles and, at some point, the realisation that to rock with laughter is not just a cliche. If you’ve seen him once, just saying or hearing his name makes you laugh out loud”, The Metro, United Kingdom.

Josh Earl Versus The Australian Womens Weekly Childrens Birthday Cake Book

In 1985, Lyn Earl purchased a book that changed her life forever, as well as the lives of her three sons. That book was the Australian Women's Weekly Children's Birthday Cake Book, and the inspiration for Josh Earl Versus The Australian Womens Weekly Childrens Birthday Cake Book. In 2008, Josh Earl performed a show where he briefly mentioned this book. The reaction was like nothing he had experienced before. People wanted to talk about this book. They couldn't concentrate on the next joke because they were thinking of the cakes in this book. Josh promised that he would come back next year and do a show all about this book. This is that show. The Age states "you'll want to give him a warm hug by the show's end. Fans of Flight of the Conchords take note."

Josh Thomas: Surprise!

Josh Thomas is a regular on 'Talkin' Bout Your Generation' and 'The 7pm Project'. He is a semi-regular on 'Good News Week' and appeared on 'Celebrity Masterchef', but his meringue didn't work. Join Josh Thomas: Surprise for a "fiercely funny" (The Age) event. "Energetic and original with a quirky sense of timing ... Josh left the audience in tatters," (The Courier Mail). Josh Thomas is, according to the Daily Telegraph, "one of the hottest comedians around".

King Lear by William Shakespeare

When the mighty King Lear decides to arrange his succession amongst his three daughters, he poses them a simple question: who loves me the most? But when his favourite daughter Cordelia refuses the challenge, an enraged Lear banishes her, little realizing how his own vanity has blinded him to the purest expression of love and loyalty. Quickly usurped by his scheming elder daughters, Lear is gradually driven mad by the enormity of his decision and its unintended consequences. Exiled on a wind-blasted moor, Lear's few remaining friends try to reveal the folly of his ways, in the desperate hope that it is not too late to save Lear's life and throne from the events he has unleashed. King Lear rages from political intrigues to the most intimate of family secrets as we witness a man unravelled by the misuse and abuse of naked power.

Let the Sunshine by David Williamson

Ageing Sydney radicals Toby and his wife Ros head north to escape scandal, only to find that their coastal refuge may contain more treacherous undercurrents than they thought. There's Natasha, the upwardly mobile 'Queen Bee of Noosa', an old schoolmate of Ros, and her brash property developer husband Ron - not to mention the potential minefield of which celebrity to invite to the next book club. When Ros and Toby's drop-out musician son falls in love with the high-flying lawyer daughter of Natasha and Ron, it's on for young and old as these two decidedly odd couples attempt to reconcile themselves to the love of their very own Romeo and Juliet.

Maeve Higgins

Shocking news: a witch caught Maeve Higgins eating one of her radishes and has forced her to write and perform a 'hilarious' new show with Nick Coyle. Only by blowing your mind will Maeve's cervix be returned. Join Ireland's darling Maeve Higgins (Kitten Brides) and Australia's resident Nick Coyle (Simply Fancy) in this enchanting show. Who knows what will happen when this Celtic fun-bomb and this Aussie dreamboat collide. Laughs? Sure - but enough laughs to give any future children a place to form for nine months? Maybe - with your help. So let's raise our glasses to the pair and say "one ticket, please!".

Massive Attack

United Kingdom 'trip-hop' pioneers, Massive Attack, bring their haunting and hypnotic fusion of hazy beats, dub, hauntingly soulful melodies and choice samples to Australia. Joining Massive Attack live on stage, is Martina Topley-Bird with her eerie, soft vocals. Don't miss Massive Attack live for their first Australian tour in seven years!

Melinda Buttle: Sista Got Flow

You may have already met Melinda at last year's festival debate or the Josh Thomas Variety Hour, but reacquaint yourself at this Brissy homegrown solo debut, Melinda Buttle: Sista Got Flow. Melinda is 27. Melinda teaches part time at a school for juvenile delinquents. Mel likes to bring it in life, especially when she rap battles. By 'it' she means wicked rhymes and a cardigan. And not to get too Susan Boyle on you, she has, um never been kissed. Since Melinda was a national finalist in the Melbourne International Comedy Festival's Raw Comedy competition she has appeared on The 7pm Project, been a guest on triple j's weekend breakfast show and had some chats to ABC 612's Richard Fidler. Now she is excited to be presenting her first, eagerly anticipated, solo show.

Michael Chamberlin: Keep Yourself Nice

As seen on The Comedy Channel, skitHOUSE and ROVE plus some stuff he isn't proud of and doesn't want to mention - come and see Michael Chamberlin: Keep Yourself Nice. "My dad often says, "Keep yourself nice." It just means be a good person. I think more people should take my dad's advice...including myself" says Michael Chamberlin. Warning: this show contains highly offensive material (it doesn't really, but Michael thinks that will gets people in).

Mount Coot-tha Movember Fun Run - The Mousdash

Take your place on the start line for Brisbane's ultimate running challenge in Movember and support every bloke's favourite charity - Movember. The Mousdash Mt Coot-tha Fun Run is your chance to donate more than just a little sweat to the Movember charity by raising funds and awareness for men's health issues, specifically prostate cancer and depression in men. The 10.5km Mousdash course will test even the seasoned runner, but with a breathtaking, 360 degree vista awaiting every competitor, the pleasure will outweigh the pain in this unparalleled running epic. Your Challenge: 10.5km clockwise circuit of Mt Coot-tha | Start & Finish Brisbane Botanic Gardens - Mt Coot-tha Rd Your Options: Individual; or Corporate Team

MS Brissie to the Bay Bike Ride

Brisbane's largest charity bike ride is back, and you are invited to cycle for a cure! Whether you are looking for a physical challenge, a team building exercise for work colleagues, or a relaxing day out with the family, there is a distance to suit everyone. Choose to ride either The Classic - a 50 kilometre 'Brissie to the Bay' ride, The Challenger - 25 kilometre 'Brissie to Balmoral' or The Cruiser - 10 kilometres along the riverside through Southbank. Start raising money for people living with Multiple Sclerosis today! If everyone raises just AUD70.00, they will reach their fundraising goal. Come on Brisbane, they know you can do it! Jump on line and register now!

Pajama Men: Last Stand To Reason

The runaway success of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Pajama Men make their Brisbane debut: Pajama Men: Last Stand To Reason. Often described as indescribable, this award-winning American duo, Shenoah Allen and Mark Chavez will unleash a hurricane of bizarre characters onboard the Pajama Men's passenger train. They play robbers, killers, heroes, housewives and venom-vomiting demons. Expect split second character switches, high-energy story lines and some of the most hilarious, off-the-wall physical and verbal comedy around.

Paniyiri Greek Festival

Paniyiri, Queensland's signature celebration of all things Greek and Queensland's largest cultural festival, prepares to deliver Hellenic hospitality at its best at Musgrave Park, The Greek Club and Convention Centre in South Brisbane. Brisbane's Musgrave Park, all the sights, sounds and tastes from the country which produced Homer and Haloumi; Bouzouki and Baklava and Effie and Eliopita will be celebrated in style during the much anticipated festival. The festival is a testament to Greece, proving that it really is a destination where tradition holds firm and where hospitality and living life to the fullest is everything.

Peter Helliar's Dreamboat Tour

Exciting and new. Come aboard, he's expecting you.** It's been two years since Pete has hit the stage with a solo show and he's doing it in style this March, with Peter Helliar's Dreamboat Tour. Peter Helliar is one of Australia's most loved standup comedians. Best known for his ten years alongside Rove McManus on ROVE, Pete has also penned a book, worked on radio with the likes of Judith Lucy and Myf Warhurst and has his first feature film due for release in 2010. Don't miss this chance to see Peter Helliar's dreamy new show - for a limited season only this March. ** That's a reference to The Love Boat, please note that you don't need to be an expert on The Love Boat to appreciate Pete's comedy stylings.

Queensland Bulls Summer of Cricket

Summer's season of cricket heats up with the Ford Ranger Cup. Queensland has a proud record in interstate one-day cricket and been the benchmark in recent years, having won two of the past three Ford Ranger Cup titles. The last home game of the season against Victoria is a re-match of last summer's final and is a bonus for cricket fans with the match scheduled for a Saturday. Don't miss the action of KFC Twenty20 Big Bash! It's fast, fun and furious - interstate rivalry goes into overdrive through the Christmas-New Year period as the XXXX GOLD Queensland Bulls attempt to win the national Twenty20 crown.

Sammy J and Randy in Rickets Lane

Sammy J and Randy in Rickets Lane is the new show from the creators of the award-winning, international man/puppet musical hit Sammy J in the Forest of Dreams. Join Sammy J (skinny man) and Randy (purple puppet) as they navigate everyday life in a share house. Drive straight past Boringville, chuck a left on Goodtime Avenue and you'll find yourself in Rickets Lane. Sammy J and Heath McIvor's previous collaboration was Barry-nominated for Best Show (Melbourne International Comedy Festival), scored five-star reviews at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and went on to sell-out seasons in London's West End. Sammy J in The Forest of Dreams DVD in stores March.

Steam Train Sunday

All aboard Steam Train Sunday! Travel through Brisbane on an historic steam train and relive the splendour of a bygone era. It's big loud fun as you board the steam train at Roma Street Station for a one hour trip through the City. Pass through 20 stations and enjoy two river crossings on your journey aboard vintage carriages. Steam Train Sunday runs each month from March to December 2010. There are three trips per day departing from Roma Street Station at 10:10 a.m., 11:40 a.m. and 1:10 p.m.. Bookings are essential.

Stitches and Craft Show

The Stitches and Craft Show is a unique event which has gained a reputation as the largest art, craft and design event in Australia. Featuring emerging independent crafters and designers, as well as over 200 retailers and suppliers, the show provides plenty of inspiration as well as the latest craft products. Expect to find fabrics, zines, knitting, project sheets, and more. Indie crafters and designers will also be there selling their handmade products, patterns and supplies. Workshops covering a variety of crafty pursuits from sewing to "do it yourself" printing are conducted throughout the show. Industry professionals will be there to host demonstrations and seminars, encouraging attendees to get involved and discover their inner creative genius. Daily fashion parades will showcase contemporary fashion design. Bought to you by Living Creatively, the online magazine dedicated to creativity, The Stitches and Craft Show is more than just an arts and crafts exhibition.

The Backstreet Boys

Backstreet Boys are one of the most successful groups in music history, with countless number ones, record-setting tours and worldwide record sales in excess of 100 million. The show, part of their ‘This Is Us Tour’, will feature all of their top hits including 'I Want It That Way', 'As Long As You Love Me' and 'Backstreet's Back' as well as new material from their latest album release This Is Us. The Backstreet Boys are joined by special guest Ricki-Lee.

The Butterfly Man of Kuranda Exhibition

A breathtaking look at the art and science of collecting. The Butterfly Man of Kuranda is a spectacular and historic insect exhibition showcasing the Museum's F.P. and A.P. Dodd Collection of Tropical Insects from Australia and New Guinea. The exhibition focuses on 28 beautifully-arranged showcases of butterflies, beetles and moths dating from 1917 through to the 1960s. The brilliant colours and delicate forms of the insects on display give insight into the unique creatures that fill our rainforests, woodlands and urban areas and highlight Queensland's biodiversity. The museum is open 9.30am to 5.00 daily for you to view this exhibition.

The Clean House by Sarah Ruhl

The Clean House by Sarah Ruhl is a heart-warming story. Matilde's parents died laughing - literally - but she missed the killer punch line. In her new homeland of America, she staves off the boredom of cleaning the house of the uptight Lane by trying to create the funniest joke in the world. But when Lane's husband decides to leave her for an older woman, it is Matilde who must come to her rescue - if only she can remember the gag. Enter the whimsical world of The Clean House, a heart-warming story of love, loss and the life-affirming power of laughter.

The Cootha Classic

Motor transport has played a pivotal role in the development of Brisbane and Queensland and provided a source of entertainment for its citizens - motorsport. Mt Coot-tha or One Tree Hill as it was known, has a history of competitive motorsport on its slopes with the first hill climb there won by Boyd Edkins in April 1915. Another competitor and winner of the early Mt Coot-tha Hill climbs in 1916 and 1918 was a FZ Eager, a name later associated with sales and distribution of motor vehicles in Brisbane at Eagers Motors. Held for the first time last year, The Cootha Classic provides residents of Brisbane a unique opportunity to view the various forms of motorsport enjoyed by Queenslanders over the years. The motorsport heritage of Queensland will be on display. Race cars, motorcycles including Grand Prix bikes, rally cars and speedway vehicles will be present at The Cootha Classic.

The Eighteenth Annual Brisbane Blues Festival

The eighteenth edition of the Brisbane Blues Festival will return to The Jubilee Hotel in Fortitude Valley. The day will be like a gathering of old friends as the high powered Hipshooters and harmonica ace Doc Span and guitarist partner Ross Williams return to the blues festival stage after many years away. The line-up will also include The Trophy Brides, Jimi Beavis and the 385s, Asa Broomhall (solo), Doug Wilshire and the Tailspinners, Bluesville Station and The Mojo Webb Band. Doors will open at 3.00 p.m. with the first band from 4.00 p.m. Tickets will be available at the door on the day. Still featuring a two-stage format so the live music is non-stop from 4.00 p.m. till late.

The Little Dog Laughed by Douglas Carter Beane

Hot acting property, Mitchell, is about to make it big professionally, but his personal life is a mess. His cunningly manipulative agent, Diane, knows that Mitchell can be the next big thing, if he can only overcome his 'slight recurring case of homosexuality'. When Mitchell falls for the young hustler Alex and tongues start wagging, Diane resorts to increasingly ridiculous schemes to keep the truth from coming out - literally. Douglas Carter Beane's wicked comedy is torn straight from the pages of today's celebrity magazines, and strips back the superficial glitz and glamour to reveal the hypocrisy and double-dealing that is the real price of fame.

The National Careers and Employment Expo

The National Careers and Employment Expo is the leading platform for organisations to present real jobs, career pathways and further education opportunities to thousands of Australians. Traditionally run over two days, the friendly and informal character of the event provides a welcome and unique environment for employers, career advisors, education and training providers to communicate directly with future employees and students. Attracting more than 115,000 people Australia wide, the event's career seminars and generous program of employment and training activities ensures visitors and exhibitors maximise their experience. The National Careers and Employment Expo is well recognised and established as a key component of any organisations recruitment, employer brand or student marketing strategy.

The Seven Stages of Grieving by Wesley Enoch and Deborah Mailman

The Seven Stages of Grieving is a contemporary Indigenous performance text performed by one woman. The play utilizes many theatrical styles drawn from both Indigenous and western traditions as the woman tells poignant and humorous stories of grief and reconciliation. The woman's journey through love, anger and loss, is a strong reminder of human strength, compassion and the will to survive. Workshop Offer: A 50 minute post-show workshop for school groups is available after every performance. The workshops will provide students with practical exercises to further explore themes and performance styles from the production. Education performance suitable for children from eight to 12 years.

The Sixth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary Art

Established in 1993, the Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary Art (APT) is the Queensland Art Gallery's flagship international contemporary art event. It is the only major series of exhibitions in the world to focus exclusively on the contemporary art of Asia, the Pacific and Australia. In 2009, APT6 will profile the work of over 100 artists from 25 countries in the region, including a number of artists and artist collaborations never seen in Australia before. APT6 includes an extensive program of artist talks and performances, children's activities and music.

Thom Pain (based on nothing) by Will Eno

The underground hit Thom Pain (based on nothing) by Will Eno (Edinburgh, London, New York) has been described as 'stand up existentialism', and it gurgles with the grim humour and pain of life. Thom Pain has an itch to scratch, and with your help he might just find it. But first, he needs to share a few things with you, like the time his girlfriend woke up one morning and decided... oh, but he'll get back to you about that one... With nothing but a sharp suit and some even sharper stories, Thom is an everyman trying to make sense of the world, and his place in it.

Three Good Reasons to Lunch

Hilton Brisbane is giving you Three Good Reasons to Lunch! Join ‘My Kitchen Rules’ judge Manu Feildel and ‘Ready, Steady, Cook’ chefs, Matt Golinski and Alastair McLeod as they demonstrate their culinary prowess at an exclusive lunch to celebrate the launch of the 2010 Hilton Brisbane Masterclass Weekend program, at Hilton Brisbane. All three chefs will showcase their creativity and demonstrate each course before it is presented for you to enjoy. Hear their stories and learn what inspires them. Bookings are essential for this event so phone your friends, neighbours and family, mark your diary and get set for a fun event.

Valentino, Retrospetive: Past/Present/Future

This major exhibition is dedicated to the career of celebrated Italian couturier Valentino Garavani. Exclusive to Brisbane, the celebration will feature a stunning array of haute couture designs tracing Valentino's career from the 1959 opening of his fashion house in Rome through to the presentation of his final collection in January 2008, as well as recent designs from the house of Valentino. The exhibition will be complemented by an exhibition from children featuring work from the Gallery's collection exploring the relationship between fashion and art. Exhibition designed and realised by Les Arts Decoratifs, Paris, with the assistance of the Valentino fashion house. Organised in Australia by the Queensland Art Gallery and Art Exhibitions Australia.

Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett

Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett is an education performance, suitable for Years 10 to 12. Recognised as the most significant play of the 20th century by the National Theatre of Great Britain, Waiting for Godot opens with two men waiting on a desolate road for the arrival of another man, Mr Godot. They pass the time with philosophical debate, petty arguments and game playing. Funny, sad, trivial and profound in every moment, the characters typify something about us all, as we strive to understand a world which has many more questions than answers. Workshop Offer: A 50 minute post-show workshop for school groups is available after all 10.00a.m. and 12.00p.m. performances. The workshops will provide students with practical exercises to further explore themes and performance styles from the production.

When the Rain Stops Falling by Andrew Bovell

Already being hailed as an Australian classic, When the Rain Stops Falling by Andrew Bovell (Lantana, Strictly Ballroom) is a landmark theatrical event. From the claustrophobia of a small 1950s London flat to the windswept coast of South Australia and into the heart of the Australian desert, this stunning epic spans four generations and two families living at the opposite ends of the world bound together by a shared past. When Gabriel Law retraces his father's footsteps in an attempt to solve the mystery of his disappearance, he is forced to confront the truth of a family secret and find the strength to accept what has gone before, in order to follow a new life.

Wil Anderson: Wilful Misconduct

The host of The Gruen Transfer is heading to Brisbane with his brand-new show, Wil Anderson: Wilful Misconduct. 2009 marked Wil's return to the telly, the release of his second book, Friendly Fire and his first ever DVD, Wilosophy - a show that toured nationally and abroad. This is what people had to say about it: "Surprisingly heartfelt, regularly courageous and consistently funny... brilliant" The Age. "Superbly crass, irreverent, smart, manic, soulful and consistently hilarious," The Sun-Herald. Be the first to see his brand-new show. Please visit our website for a full list of Brisbane Comedy Festival performances.

Wilson HTM Brisbane to the Gold Coast Cycle Challenge

The Wilson HTM Brisbane to the Gold Coast Cycle Challenge is a mass participation ride from Brisbane to the Gold Coast for over 10,000 cyclists. The event starts at South Bank and utilises the South East Busway to travel to Eight Mile Plains and then travels through Eagleby, Logan, Beenleigh, Coomera and Helensvale to the Gold Coast with a finish at Southport. The 100 kilometre ride starts at South Brisbane progressively from 5.15a.m. to 6.45a.m., and the 60 kilometre ride starts in Logan City Council at Albert River Park at 8.00a.m. In addition to Bicycle Queensland's aim of increasing the awareness of cycling the event also raises funds for health related charity/research organisations for which cycling forms part of the solution to their challenge. The beneficiaries for 2009 were the Heart Foundation and Diabetes Australia - Queensland.

Young Designers Market

For all you fashion lovers out there, the Young Designers Market features some of the best of Brisbane’s up and coming designers and artists selling a range of fashion and accessories, jewellery, homewares, object design furniture and arts. The Young Designers Market display around 80 stalls and trades alongside the weekly Lifestyle Market. The Market will be located on the lawn which runs along Little Stanley Street in the heart of South Bank’s restaurant precinct. Markets held first Sunday of every month.

Young Members Stockies Lunch

Brush off your boots and grab your hats for the Stockies Lunch celebrating the Australian Stockman’s Hall of Fame & Outback Heritage Centre on Friday, March 12th. Guest of honour are Bill and Jan Hayes. Organised by the Australian Stockman’s Hall of Fame Young Members the all Aussie lunch at Breakfast Creek Hotel, Brisbane, will showcase several Australians with country connections. To make a booking please phone our toll free number.